Coffee lovers, rejoice! From the famous to the everyday consumer, everyone has something to say about their beloved cup of Joe.

If you think you’re a true connoisseur of coffee then here’s your chance to discover 100 inspirational and witty quotes that might just make you look at your morning cup of java in a whole new light.

Get ready for some clever musings from those who know coffee best – or even those who simply enjoy it!

103 Funny Quotes, Sayings & Captions About Coffee

1. Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. – Earl Wilson
2. A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. – Alfred Renyi
3. Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool. – Barista Life
4. I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. – Lewis Black
5. If you are not coffee, chocolate, or bacon, I’m going to need you to go away. – Anonymous
6. When my blood runs black as the moonless night, and my heartbeat sounds as the Warriors march, only then may you say, I’ve had enough coffee. – Anonymous
7. I like my coffee as I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you. –Jac Vanek
8. If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. –Abraham Lincoln
9. Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? – Jean Kerr
10. Coffee is the favorite drink of the civilized world. – Thomas Jefferson
11. Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried–up piece of goat. – J.S. Bach
12. It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. – Donna A. Favors
13. Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drunk. – Alphonse Allais
14. No one can understand the truth until he drinks coffee’s frothy goodness. – Sheik Abd-al-Kadir
15. Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep. – Fran Drescher
16. Coffee is a language itself. – Jackie Chan
17. I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. – Lewis Black
18. Never trust anyone who doesn’t drink coffee. – AJ Lee
19. Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. – Earl Wilson
20. Smell the roses. Smell the coffee. Whatever it is that makes you happy. – Rita Moreno 
21. If it wasn’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. – David Letterman
22. To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions. – Hugh Jackman
23. I gave up coffee. It’s almost worse than giving up a lover. – Sandra Bullock
24. I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright
25. Life’s too short for bad coffee. – Gord Downie
26. Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? – Jean Kerr
27. Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second. – Edward Abbey
28. When traveling with someone, take large doses of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee. – Helen Hayes
29. I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee. – Clark Gable
30. Don’t ever let anyone tell you that fairy tales aren’t real. I drink a potion made from magic beans every day, and it brings me back to life. – Nanea Hoffman
31. Happiness is a cup of coffee and a good book.
32. May the coffee be with you.
33. Coffee is a delicious way to let your body know that you don’t give a sh*t that it’s tired.
34. Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by right belong to your older self. – Terry Pratchett
35. Sh*t happens. Coffee helps.
36. I’m sorry for what I said before coffee.
37. Nothing stands between a girl and her coffee.
38. I must get up. My coffee needs me.
39. Give me coffee for things I can change and tequila for those I can’t.
40. When life gives you lemonade, return it and ask for coffee instead.
41. Time to level up, start by drinking my bowl of coffee.
42. I’m waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use its power for good or evil today.
43. My blood type is coffee.
44. I am like my coffee: dark, bitter, and too hot for you.
45. I’m not a morning person. I’m a coffee person.
46. No one can understand the truth until he drinks coffee’s frothy goodness. – Sheik Abd-al-Kabir
47. If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all. – David Letterman
48. How far behind would technology be, if no one ever discovered coffee? – Unknown
49. Even bad coffee is better… than no coffee at all. – David Lynch
50. I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee. – Unknown
51. I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. – T.S. Eliot
52. Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. – Anne Morrow Lindbergh
53. Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister. – Bob Irwin
54. Adventure in life is good. Consistency in coffee is even better. – Justina Headley
55. There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee. – Rian Aditia
56. Doctors found traces of blood in my coffee stream. – Unknown
57. Deja Brew: The feeling that you’ve had this coffee before. – Unknown
58. I like instant gratification. It’s like instant Coffee, only it won’t keep you up all night. – Jarod Kintz
59. Politics now is rather like going into Starbucks for a coffee. – Rory Bremner
60. Caffeine and sugar – are the two basic food groups. – Laurell K. Hamilton
61. A day without coffee is like something without something.
62. Good ideas start with great coffee.
63. Coffee is the foundation of my food pyramid.
64. Coffee is my favorite way to trick myself into doing chores.
65. Nothing like a hot coffee on a cold day. Or a mild day. Or a warm day. Or a hot day…
66. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy coffee, and that’s pretty close.
67. All I want is someone to love me like I love coffee.
68. I don’t need therapy, I just need my coffee.
69. The early bird catches the morning coffee beans.
70. There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee. – Rian Aditia
71. It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. – Donna A. Favors
72. I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee. – Burt Lancaster
73. It doesn’t matter where you’re from or how you feel. There’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee. – Gabriel Ba
74. We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup. – Jerry Seinfeld
75. Coffee is a language in itself. – Jackie Chan
76. Take a coffee break and enjoy the time you spend drinking your coffee. Let your mind and body enjoy the taste. – Remez Sasson
77. While drinking coffee, you are living in a dimension of joy. – Remez Sasson
78. Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. – Anne Morrow Lindbergh
79. Coffee is like glue. It connects people who are drinking it together. – Remez Sasson
80. Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. – David Letterman
81. There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee. – Rian Aditia
82. To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions. – Hugh Jackman
83. The smell of freshly brewed coffee intoxicates like a good glass of wine. – Remez Sasson
84. When traveling with someone, take large doses of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee. – Helen Hayes
85. What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee. – Anthony Trollope
86. Coffee in the morning seems to be the most popular habit of most people. – Remez Sasson
87. Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drunk. – Alphonse Allais
88. Coffee. Creative lighter fluid. – Floyd Maxwell
89. A day without coffee is like… just kidding. I have no idea. 
90. Life happens. Coffee helps. 
91. I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. 
92. Coffee, because adulting is hard. 
93. Coffee, aka, survival juice. 
94. Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed.
95. I can’t ‘espresso’ how much you mean to me. 
96. I like big cups, and I cannot lie.
97. Coffee… a hug in a mug. 
98. Coffee is the rocket fuel of the business world.
99. Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee. 
100. A coffee a day keeps the grumpy away. 
101. Drink coffee and do good. 
102. Wanna hear a joke? Decaf. 
103. The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

Coffee is beloved among many cultures – and for a good reason! Whether you like it black, white, brewed, or cold-pressed, coffee can make all the difference in your day.

It’s energizing and comforting simultaneously, providing a much-needed boost of energy along with soothing tastebuds. For those who need a pick-me-up, some caffeine can help kickstart productivity and keep us going when things seem tough.

Enjoying coffee can be an opportunity to wind down at the end of a long day or get excited to start the day on a good note.

No matter how you take it, these 100 quotes about the coffee show just how special this drink really is – so grab a cup and sip slowly!

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